Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Russian Doomsday Cult decides to give up on the whole doomsday thing.
Some reporter from the IndyStar apparently doesn't check their article titles for racial undertones.
"Harangody, White join All-American 2nd team"
If I read that title quickly without any regard to context, which I often do with news, I would think that the event of a white person making an All-American basketball team would be newsworthy, for his incredible pastiness and perceived lack of athleticism. "White" actually refers to D.J. White, a senior forward for Indiana. ( Who is actually black.) Indystar, it would behoove you to edit your article titles carefully to protect newspaper's image from being defamed by people like me, racists who don't read things carefully. I assure you there are many of us in this country.
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Pimp's down, Hoes down, Governor of New York down.
Friday, February 29, 2008
Prodigy from Mobb Deep thinks we actually believe he is gangster.
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Monday, February 25, 2008
Starbucks's brass create position of "Head of Global Development" who if successful will bankrupt the company.
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Kelvin Sampson thinks phone records disappear into a magical land full of benevolent fairies and elves.
Wildlife Policy people think its a good idea to save the wolves, neglecting the fact that they eat people.
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Devean George thinks someone will pay him for being mediocre.
This is Devean George, presumably celebrating something cool that one of his teammate did. He blocked a 7-player trade because his "Bird Rights" would then be invalidated, negating his chance to sign a lucrative contract next year. It seems Devean thought someone would give him a bigger contract than the league minimum. That's sad, coming from a guy who once led the NBA in number of compliments for Kobe.
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Brad Wilkes thought we didn't know he was bribing people.
Brad Wilkes is a defense contractor, who apparently bribed the shit out of Rep. Randy Cunningham. This includes; paying his mortgage, buying him a speedboat and a Rolls Royce, and picking up the tab on a prostitute-laden Hawaii trip the two took. He's about to serve time for these minor and inconspicuous transgressions. For Christ's sake, if you're gonna bribe someone at least be discreet about it. The only thing Randy Cunningham's house was missing was the tiger from Scarface's backyard. Brad Wilkes might not be on crack, let's be fair. I think the whole "prostitutes and Hawaii" thing sounds more like the work of crack's affluent, overachieving cousin cocaine. Regardless, Brad Wilkes deserves twenty lashings with a steaming hot glass pipe, or twelve years in prison. (which he got.)

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