Mobb deep's Prodigy has taken it too far. When i was eleven I thought Prodigy was real gangster. That was mainly because this was the last time Prodigy was taller than me. Since then, he has exhibited little's man's syndrome to an extent that would make Napoleon himself jealous. As a little man myself (although not as frail as Prodigy, thank god) I like to think that I handle myself with more tact. I have devised a few guidelines aspiring small rappers should follow, to learn something from the mistakes of Prodigy.1. Don't diss Jay-Z. Or he might say he, "has money stacks bigger than you", which is hilarious, and very logistically possible.
2. Don't tell Saigon to "suck your dick", lest you be punched. Saigon is a large, scary man, and also went to prison for a few years so he might actually think you're trying to trade him a blowjob for cigarettes or food.
3. Try to stay away from the ever-popular basketball analogies that rappers like to use. "I'm the Mike Jordan of recordin" was a tight line, but Jay-z is about 6'4". Short rappers can attempt these, but nothing really rhymes with Muggsy Bogues or Earl Boykins.
4. Suggested battle raps: "I fit more comfortably into Japanese cars", "studies have shown short people have less joint and back problems later in life", "I can fit my entire body into your mother's vagina".
Prodigy, if you're reading this, please don't shoot me. I would hate to be shot by the only rapper whose ass I'm pretty sure I could kick.
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