Pimp's down, Hoes down, Governor of New York down.

 What did they say in "Annie", a  well-to-do politician without  high-priced call girls is like a night with no stars? or something like that. Seriously, look at the guy. He's Elliot Spitzer, from the prominent Spitzer family. If you don't know who they are, it's because you are a bunch of  simple, plebian, proletariats. The Spitzer family uses people like you for bookends, writing surfaces, and all other sorts of inanimate objects. We shouldn't blame him for a few calls to the "Emperor's Club" hoe-salers. We didn't live in the same world as Elliot Spitzer. This guy got a bike for his sixth birthday, and a high priced whore for his seventh. Can't we cut the guy a little slack? Now, before all of my Republican friends go all crazy on me, (I believe I have a couple of them), for jumping all over Republican sex-scandalists Larry Craig and and Rep. Foley, let me say that guys were both attempting to do guys up the butt. (One of the guys being sixteen). I love gays and all, but I'm just not down with butt-sex.